Allow me to play a song of my people.

♫♪ 'cause I'm proud to be in 'murica,
where I tell myself I'm free. ♫♪

♫♪ And I wouln't blame the men who lied
and stole my rights from me ♫♪

♫♪ But I'd rather sit down, and just chew cheeseburgers all day ♫♪

♫♪ 'Cause their ain't no doubt how dumb I am! Gawrd bless the USA! ♫♪